Showing posts with label Lou Wysocki. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lou Wysocki. Show all posts

Thursday, February 18, 2010

and the winner is...

and .....(dum poll lease)....the eggszitement bilds.....................................
dere is no winner! yaay! &%$#@#!!!!

as for pood ....hah!..no one knows.

but one brave soul---the amazing, interpid, daring Lou Wysocki braved the challenge(say "challenge" with a French accent( a real one--like Peter Sellers-)everyone now...challenge...wow! how nice) and profound humiliation to venture a guess! The only guess! Which was almost ---but not quite------so far from approximate! yes,Lou--pood is pood--but it is not rotated!
not rotated! Extraordinary, yes! But that is only one of the amazing features of the pood!
But don't feel bad for Lou--he's our pal--and we here at poodquarters want to reward his daring-do--and just darn good stand-up and do something-ness attitude w a little consolation prize: Yes, Lou--that's right! you are the proud winner of ...of....(dum knoll rease)..... a pood! YES! You win a pood! Pass along your mailing address and as soon as we figure out what a pood is and when it gets here(March or April) --you will be the first person on your block to have one! So--everyone! Let's hear a round of applause for our pood pal, LOU WYSOCKI--who did not guess what pood is!

and for the time being--you can continue guessing(all of those thousands clamoring at the gates to guess) and we'll end this contest when it finally gets us some damn publicity! So everyone--put your thinking caps on---and play our "what is pood?" game!
(applause,please)