and .....(dum poll lease)....the eggszitement bilds.....................................
dere is no winner! yaay! &%$#@#!!!!
as for pood ....hah!..no one knows.
but one brave soul---the amazing, interpid, daring Lou Wysocki braved the challenge(say "challenge" with a French accent( a real one--like Peter Sellers-)everyone now...challenge...wow! how nice) and profound humiliation to venture a guess! The only guess! Which was almost ---but not quite------so far from approximate! yes,Lou--pood is pood--but it is not rotated!
not rotated! Extraordinary, yes! But that is only one of the amazing features of the pood!
But don't feel bad for Lou--he's our pal--and we here at poodquarters want to reward his daring-do--and just darn good stand-up and do something-ness attitude w a little consolation prize: Yes, Lou--that's right! you are the proud winner of ...of....(dum knoll rease)..... a pood! YES! You win a pood! Pass along your mailing address and as soon as we figure out what a pood is and when it gets here(March or April) --you will be the first person on your block to have one! So--everyone! Let's hear a round of applause for our pood pal, LOU WYSOCKI--who did not guess what pood is!
and for the time being--you can continue guessing(all of those thousands clamoring at the gates to guess) and we'll end this contest when it finally gets us some damn publicity! So everyone--put your thinking caps on---and play our "what is pood?" game!